Ever Wonder??

~Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

~Why women CAN'T put mascara on with their mouth closed?

~Why abbreviated is such a long word?

~Why doctors call what they do "practice?"

~Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavors and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

~Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

~Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

~Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

~Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

~Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

~You know that indestructible! Black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

~Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

~Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

~If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

~If flying is so safe, then why do they call the airport the terminal?{?}